Joe Biden, Flaming Perverts and Weird Hair

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From The Drudge Retort, Thursday April 14, 2011

Customer Catches Fire at Porn Shop

A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after somehow catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store. Police officers across the street from the Golden Gate Adult Superstore saw a man leave "engulfed in flames," said SFPD Lt. Troy Dangerfield. (I decided not to illustrate this story. Your own mental image is funny enough.)

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Ukranian hair styles...what else are they smoking over there?

Youth Envy --From Ridiculous to... More Ridiculous

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I think I’ve finally figured out why some “clothing designers” insist on creating those god-awful “fashions” that no one in the real world would wear. It all comes down to youth envy.

Young women and men have an aura of freshness and vitality that most of these geriatric designers have not had for a long time. So to make up for lost youth, why not make young models look, well, ridiculous? Dress them in Dali’s-nightmare togs, use make-up giving them that pained, drawn, strung-out appearance, and parade them in front of a bunch of fawning acolytes who think such things are great sport.

How else could you explain the following photos?

Balloons and nylon luggage straps as hats ... very nice! HSN will have these soon. Don’t forget to order the police whistle earrings!

These models look like they were given Fleet enemas and not allowed in the bathroom until after the show.

Meet Dame Vivienne Westwood, 69, who recently announced she has no plans to retire. Why would she? She’s having a grand time making her models look ridiculous.

Dirndls and Lederhosen – Traditional or Sexy?

From The Wall Street Journal

Long the preserve of fräuleins and Alpine cultural enthusiasts, dirndls and lederhosen have become an international fashion trend in recent years, inspiring ever bolder iterations that purists say are transforming their proud heritage into a vulgar caricature.

Celebrities such as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton flaunt designer renditions that cost thousands of dollars. Lederhosen made for women have turned up in recent collections by designers such as Yves Saint Laurent and Alice + Olivia.